Disgruntled Barmaid

Zoe. 21. Plymouth & London. Psychology, Criminology and Criminal Justice. Rarely as eloquent as I'd like to pretend to be. Queer/Pan/Bi.

Bartender. Feminist against radfems. Oi!. Secular Atheist. Student. "Slut." Lifescout. Arsenal fan. Ozil lover. KNVB. Ale Drinker. Blood mouth. Casual gamer. Sibling.

Views are my own. As a cisgender white woman, please do feel free to call me out if I say something inappropriate or unwelcome about a group to which I don't belong.

Friendly reminder to men that telling a woman she’s “not like other girls” is not a compliment, it’s just admitting that you find her acceptable.

Friendly reminder to women that if you’re throwing other women under the bus to appease a man then you need to stop because he doesn’t respect you anyway.

xoxogetdowngetfunky:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

"I couldn’t do something that requires training and skill on the first try without any training or skill so obviously it is a scam: A White Male Story"

xoxogetdowngetfunky:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

"I couldn’t do something that requires training and skill on the first try without any training or skill so obviously it is a scam: A White Male Story"

(via fractionalrabbits)

septemberism94:

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

Ok this went from cute to important pretty fast look after your pets guys :3

(Source: fuckyeahfelines, via onespecialnigga)

itmakesmedizzy:

blogsfeme:

composed-of-wires:

havendancehero:

bigbardafree:

this video is entitled “tumblr feminists” and i prepared myself to get angry before watching it but damn if it isn’t spot on

"What they are really saying is that they hate women. They hate women with opinions who are honest and angry."

I thought this was gonna be cissexist and then it wasnt

required watching

That made me so happy.

This is how I get you out of my system:
I scream so loud it cracks the sky.
I tell my mother to stop asking about you,
but do not say that your hands left bruises on my thighs
so dark their ghosts still linger there.
I can’t eat at our favorite ice cream parlor anymore
because chocolate mint reminds me of
kissing you in the back of your father’s car,
reminds me of dying out of love.
I stop star-gazing.
I cannot look at this canvas I tore apart for you
and call it beautiful – Jesus, did you really think
I was something you could leave so easily?
Twelve months, you’re still haunting me
with your summer breezes and swallowed fights.
I choked up the east horizon just so you could see the sun set,
then caught it ablaze.
All this time and I’m still burning.
Of course I miss you.
Of course.

On the Anniversary of our First Kiss | d.a.s

NaPoWriMo day 21: sunset

(via backshelfpoet)

(via getouttaqueer)

  • Arya: MURDER MURDER MURDER
  • Hound: ... Hold on a minute kiddo
  • Hound: aw fuck it murder