From someone who will never be pregnant:
Pregnancy isn’t hard! If it was, the human race wouldn’t survive! You’re just being selfish when you say all women should have abortions on demand!
From someone with an “ideal” figure:
It’s not easy being thin, clothes don’t fit me either! And I can’t eat cake like you! I know how you feel!
From someone who doesn’t have any known disorders that affect their sleep patterns:
If you’re tired why don’t you just get more sleep?
From someone who posts the n word memes:
Why do you find the cracka memes funny? You’re white too, and they’re racist.
From someone who has never smoked:
Quitting smoking is easy if you really want to
From someone who has never been in an unhealthy relationship:
Why don’t you just leave if they’re making you miserable?
From someone who has never been catcalled by strangers:
It’s flattering. If you didn’t want attention you shouldn’t have worn that.
From someone who has never had casual sex:
Sex is an emotional thing as well as a physical one. I think it’s damaging to pretend otherwise
From a white person who wants a “Cowboys and Indians” themed party:
It’s okay, “R*d In****s” aren’t real, and if they were, my party still isn’t racist. It’s appreciating their culture!
From a self-labelled “anti-feminist equalist”:
Sluts lie about getting raped and send innocent men to prison.
From someone who has “blacked up”:
My black friend “whited up” at the same time, so it’s okay.
From someone whose parents bought their car and pay their insurance:
If you can’t get a bus home from work why don’t you learn to drive? It’s not that expensive.
From someone who blows their benefits on drink and drugs and has no desire to work:
The thing that’s wrong with this country is the fucking asians and blacks coming over and taking all the houses. And don’t even get me started on the muslims
From someone who has apparently never complained about anything ever:
But you live in England! You’re really lucky, there are people in the world who are starving. Cheer up.
From an asshole who has no concept of polyamoury or open relationships:
My girlfriend and I have an open relationship, she just doesn’t want to hear about it, so if you change your mind it’ll be our little secret
From my heterosexual, cisgendered, white father:
Working class white men are the bottom rung in this society
From my heterosexual, cisgendered, white father (again):
I don’t understand “tran***s”. It seems like the kind of thing you’d have done to wind me up. But instead you got tattoos and stupid hair and dress like a dyke.
From someone who has never had a problem with money:
Why didn’t you just apply to go and do Dutch at Leiden if that’s what you wanted? Surely your parents could help rent some accomodation for you?
From someone called out for their offensive “joke” or “opinion”:
If you don’t like me using my right to free speech, you should go away. Don’t waste your time whining at me about it because I don’t care, facist.
From someone shouting racist and homophobic hatespeech in my workplace:
It’s called a public house, you can’t stop me saying it, I have freedom of speech.
And that is just some of the bullshit I’ve encountered over the past few years.